Sniglet : Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.

Sniglets starting with A

Abdicate - (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Abzot (AB zaht) - n. The device in a currency changer that determines whether a bill is too wrinkled or not.
Accordionated (ah kor' de on ay tid) - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Acme - a generic skin disease.
Adulatery - cheating on your wife with a much younger woman who holds you in awe.
Aeroma (ayr oh' ma) - n. The odor emanating from an exercise room after an aerobics workout.
Aeropalmics (ayr o palm' iks) - n. The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out t he car window.
Aftergo - italic postscript in advertisements directing readers to the internet.
Agonosis (ah uh no' sis) - n. The syndrome of tuning into "Wide World of Sports" ever y Saturday just to watch the skier rack himself.
Airdirt (ayr' dirt) - n. A hanging plant that's been ignored for three weeks or more.
Alponium (al PO nee um) - n. (chemical symbol: Ap) Initial blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food.
Ambiportalous (am bih PORT ahl us) - adj. Possessing the uncanny knack for approachin g a set of double doors and ALWAYS pushing the locked one.
Anaception (an a sep' shun) - n. The body's ability to actually affect television rec eption by moving about the room.
Animalanche: When you kick your stuffed animals in your sleep and they fall all over you or the floor.
Antalixic (and a LIK sik) - n. One who passes over licorice jelly beans.
ANTALIXIC (ant a lik' sik) - n. One who passes over licorice jellybeans.
Anticiparcellate (an ti si par' sel ate) - v. Waiting until the mailman is several ho uses down the street before picking up the mail, so as not too appear too anxious.
Antifun gal - a prude.
Aquadextrous (ak wa DEKS trus) - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub fauc et on and off with your toes.
Aqualibrium (ak wa lib' re um) - n. The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.
Arachnidiot (ar ak ni' di ot) - n. A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.
Arachnoleptic fit - (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Attrinyl (a try' nil) - n. (chemical symbol: At) A black, bulletproof, totally inflexible type of plastic, used primarily in covers of pay phone directories.
Auto-da-feh - the extermination of heretics via drowning in a vat of pus.

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