Sniglets starting with HHacula (hak' yew luh) - n. The last few inches of tape measure or lawn mower cord tha t refuses to rewind automatically.
Hangle (hang' ul) - n. A cluster of coat hangers.
Hawaska - In an atlas, the rectangular box which contains Hawaii and Alaska and is located just off the coast of Arizona.
Hemaglobe - The bloody state of the world.
Hempennant (hem' pen ent) - n. Any coattail, cuff, or dress hem dangling outside the door of a moving vehicle.
Hereoglyph - A little stick figure on a mallmanac (see below) that tells you where yo u are in a mall bec ause you can't tell by yourself because there is no face on it. (Often the words "You Are Here" occur at the bottom of the hereoglyph)
Hindkerchief - really expensive toilet paper; toilet paper at Buckingham palace.
Hindprint - indentation made by a couch potato.
Hipatitis - Terminal coolness.
Hoaraxiomist - n. A Person who reasons about the meaning of programs.
Houndwounding (hownd' wown ding) n. - Canine act of circling a spot three or four times before settling on it.
Hozone - an area where women of the night hang out.
Hozone (ho' zohn) - n. The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.
Hudnut (hud' nuht) - n. The leftover bolt or screw in any "some assembly required" project.
Hydralation (hi dra lay' shun) - n. Acclimating oneself to a cold swimming pool by bo dily regions: toe-t o-knee, knee-to-waist, waist-to-elbow, elbow-to-neck.
Hystioblogination (his' te o blahg in ay' shun) - n. The act of trying to identify a gift by holding it to your ear and shaking it.