Sniglet : Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.

Sniglets starting with F

Facon - n. The fake bacon bits served at cheap salad bars
Famamage (fa mam' aj) - v. To eliminate any annoying engine noise by simply turning u p the volume of the radio.
Faunacated - How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed.
Faunacatering (v.) - A meal of many species.
fenderberg (FEN dur burg) - n. The large glacial deposits that form on the insides of car fenders during snowstorms.
Ferroles (fer' olz) - n. The holes in the bottom of a steam iron.
Fetchplex (fech' pleks) - n. State of momentary confusion in a dog whose owner has faked throwing the ball and palmed it behind his back.
Fictate (fik' tayt) - v. To inform a television or screen character of impending danger under the assumption they can hear you.
Finnage (fin' aj) - n. The act of watching your money swallowed up as your groceries ride the conveyor belt at the supermarket.
Flabbergasted - adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Flammabyte - n. That ever changing address in memory which always causes programs to blow up.
Flannister (FLAN is tur) - n. The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together.
Flarpswitch (flarp' switch) - n. The one light switch in every house with no function whatsoever.
Flatulence - (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
flen (flen) - n. (chemical symbol: Fl) The black crusty residue that accumulates on the necks of old cat sup bottles.
fleptic (FLEP tik) - adj. The tendency of soup and dog food lids to slip into the can upon opening.
Flimps (flimps) - n. People (usually observed in waiting rooms) who have advanced the Evelyn Wood technique to the point where they can flip through a magazine without ever looking down from the clock.
Flintstep (flint' step) - v. To wind up one's feet before running away in fear. Common among cartoon characters.
flirr (flur) - n. A photograph that features the camera operator's finger in the corner.
Floles (flolz) - n. The extra (fourth and fifth) holes in notebook paper. Created in the hopes that one day mankind will perfect a "five ring binder".
Flopcorn (flop' korn) - n. The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the cooker.
Flotion (flo' shun) - n. The tendency when sharing a waterbed to undulate for five minutes every time the other person moves.
Flotta Factor (flah' ta fak' tur) - n. The proven scientific fact that at a self-service pump, the last ten cents take longer to reach the tank than the first twelve dollars' worth.
flowfright (FLO frite) - n. The desperate attempt by a homeowner to talk his overflowing toilet into backing down.
Fluggling (FLUG ul ing) - v. The dangerous practice, in a darkened room, of using one 's finger to guide the end of an electrical plug into a wall socket.
Flurrant (fluhr' uhnt) - n. The one leaf that always clings to the end of the rake.
Flushamnesia - When you forget to flush the toilet in a public restroom.
Flushmania - When you go into a public restroom, and the whole place STINKS AS HELL, you flush ALL the t oilets before doing what YOU have to do.
Fods (fahdz) - n. Couples at amusement parks who wear identical T-shirts, presumably to keep from gettin g lost.
Foodwinking - The practice of giving exotic names to otherwise mundane products. For example, "Salsa Rio flavored Doritos"
Foreploy - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
Fortissimoe - the musical moment produced when someone serially slaps the faces of th e first-violin sect ion.
Foys (foyz) - n. Missing pieces of a jigsaw puzzle that you later find stuck to the u nderside of your ar m.
Frankfluid (frank flew' id) - n. The liquid at the bottom of hot dog packages.
Fraznit (frahs' nit) - n. Any string hanging from an article of clothing which when pulled causes the article to completely unravel.
Frisbatarianism - (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
frust (frust) - n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
Frustra (frus' trah) - n. The special plastic used in the manufacture of fast-food ketchup packets.
Fuffle (fuh' ful) - v. To assume, when dining out, that you are making things easier on the waitress by using the phrase "when you get a chance..."
Furbling (FER bling) - v. Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport of bank even when you are the only person in line.
Furbula (fer' byew luh) - n. The designated chewing area on a dog's back.
FURNIDENTS (fer' nih dents) - n. The indentations that appear in carpets after a piece of furniture has been removed.
FURSTRATION - that instantanious moment when you realize you've misspelled a word and have to decide if you want to A) delete and type it again B) move the cursor back and fix it C) ignore it
Furterus Zone (fer ter' us zohn) - n. The empty stretches of bun on either end of a hot dog.

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