Sniglet : Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.

Sniglets starting with P

Pajangle (pah jan' gul) - n. Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degr ees.
Pedaeration (ped air ay' shun) n. - Perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
pediddel (pe DID ul) - n. A car with only one working headlight. (Related to LEDDIDEP : a car with only one working taillight.)
Pedlock (PED lahk) - n. The condition of a bicycle pedal wedging itself against the kickstand.
Pelp (pelp) - n. The crumbs and food particles that accumulate in the cracks of dining tables.
Pelutho - n. A South American ball game. The balls are whacked against a brick wall w ith a stout wooden bat until the prisoner confesses.
Penciventilation (pen si ven ti lay' shun) - n. The act of blowing on the tip of a pencil after sharpening it.
Pepperlonely - the piece of pepperoni left on the cardboard when you pick up a piece of pizza.
Peppier (peph ee ay') n. - The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
Percuburp (PER kyu berp) - n. The final gasp a coffee percolator makes to alert you it is ready.
Permapression (pur' muh preh shun) - n. The discovery that there is no real differenc e in the various cycles of your washing machine.
Petonic (peh ton' ik) - adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.
Petribar (PET ri bar) - n. Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in the window of a vending machine too long.
Petrool (pet' rul) - n. The slow, seemingly endless strand of motor oil at the end of the can.
Petrophobic - One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.
Pewtone (pyu tone') - n. (chemical symbol: Pu) A major atmospheric component of towns with paper mills.
Philopologist (fil ah pahl' ah jist) - n. A specialist who loads people onto amusemen t rides.
Phistel (FIS tul) - n. The brake pedal on the passenger side of the car that you wish existed when you're riding with a lunatic.
Phlooph - Sound made when sitting suddenly on a cushion.
Phonesia (fo NEE zhuh) - n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting w hom you were calling just as they answer.
Phootlep - a word to express a natural state of in intense and vibrant boredom
phosflink (FOS flink) - v. To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that will bring it back to life).
Photoyokel (fo to yo' kul) - n. A person who presses the wrong button on a film camera causing it to dismantle.
Phozzle (fo' zul) - n. The buildup of dust on a record needle.
Picklettulance (pik ul et' yu lans) - n. The ability to remember the entire family's order at a fast-food restaurant.
Pielibrium (pu lih' bree uhm) - n. The point at which the crust on a wedge of pie out weighs the filling and tips it over.
Piepushers (py' puh shurz) - n. Attendants at fast-food restaurants who, no matter wh at you order, try to unload apple or cherry turnovers on you.
Piewagon (py' wa gun) - n. The small vehicle that carries games pieces around a Trivial Pursuit board.
Pifflesquit (pif' ul skwit) - n. The wire net surrounding the cork of a champagne bot tle.
Pigslice (pig' slys) - n. The last unclaimed piece of pizza that everyone is secretly dying for.
Pillsburglar (pilz' berg ler) - n. Person able to sample the icing on a new cake with out leaving a fingerprint.
PIYAN (pi' an) - n. (acronym: "Plus If You Act Now") Any miscellaneous item thrown in on a late night te levision ad.
Ploo - breaking your shoelaces.
Pockalanche (pok' uh lansh) n. - Perpetual action of reaching down to pick up an item fallen from a shirt pocket, only to have another item fall out.
Point Blimfark (poynt BLIM fark) - n. The point at which the wheels on a stagecoach appear to turn in the opposite direction.
Pokemon (n) - A Jamaican proctologist
Polarind (poh' luh rynd) - n. The peeling on a polaroid snapshot.
Porkus Non Gratis (POR kus non GRAT is) - n. The scraggly piece of bacon at the bottom of the package.
Postalports (poh' stul pawrtz) - n. The annoying windows in envelopes that never line up with the address.
Postcrypts - parts of an e-mail message that accidentally get left in.
Premail (pree' mayl) - n. Mail that is placed behind the visor in the car and left for several months before it is finally sent.
Premblememblemation (prim blum em blum AY shun) - n. Whenever you drop a letter in the mailbox, you alwa ys re-check to make sure it's gone down.
Prestofrigeration: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
Pretzaline (pret sah leen') - n. The salt deposit at the bottom of a bag of pretzels.
Primpo (prim' po) - n. A person who passes a mirror then has to step back, presumably to reassure himself he still exists.
Profanitype (pro FAN i tipe) - n. The special symbols used by cartoonists to replace swear words (points , asterisks, stars, and so on). It is yet to be determined which specific character represents which specific expletive.
P-spot (pee' spaht) - n. The area directly above the urinal in public restrooms that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion.
Psychophobia (sy ko FO be uh) - n. The compulsion, when using a host's bathroom, to peer behind the shower curtain and make sure no one is waiting for you.
Pulpid (puhl' pid) - n. A kid who enjoys the carton more than the item that came in it.
Puntificate (puhn tih' fih kayt) - v. To try to predict in what direction a football will bounce.
Pupkus (pup' kus) - n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
Pupsqueak (puhp' skweek) n. - The sound a yawning dog emits when it opens its mouth too wide.
Purpitation (per pi TAY shun) - v. To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don't want it, and then put it in another section.

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