Sniglets starting with M
Maggit (mag' it) - n. Any of the hundreds of subscription cards that fall from the pa ges of a magazine. (pl. MAGGREGATE)Magnagram (mag' nuh gram) n. - Any sign that takes on a new meaning when a magnetic letter falls off.
Magniphobia ( mag ni FO be uh) - n. The fear that the object in the side mirror is MUCH MUCH closer than it appears.
Magnocartic (mag no KAR tik) - n. Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
Malibugaloo (mal ih boo' guh lew) - n. A dance that affects barefoot beachgoers on ho t summer days.
Mallmanac - In a mall, the giant maze with blocks and numbers on it, otherwise known as the "Directory" .
Manglazette (mang la ZET) - n. The newspaper at the top of the stack that everyone passes over, believing the ones beneath have better or fresher news.
Manillium (mah nil' ee yum) - n. The lifespan of the clasp on a manila envelope before it breaks off and dies.
Manufracture - to produce items which break after little use.
Marionettes n. - residents of Washington who have been jerked around by the mayor.
Marp (marp) - n. The impossible-to-find beginning of a roll of cellophane tape.
Mastacambulistophile - n. Someone who walks while eating, as from the local coffee and donut stand back to his office.
Mattrescotting (mat' res kot ing) - n. The pattern of gray and white lines on an institutional mattress.
Maypop (may' pop) - n. A bald tire.
McMonia (muk MOAN ee uh) - n. (chemical symbol: Mc) Noxious gas created by fast-food employee mopping un der your table while you're eating.
Memnants (MEM nents) - n. The chipped or broken M&M's at the bottom of the bag.
Merferator (MUR fur ay ter) - n. The cardboard core in a toilet tissue roll.
Methylphobia (meth il fo' be uh) - n. The fear that you are going to have to pay for the one cent you ov er-pumped at the self-service station.
METHYLPHOBIA (meth il fo' be uh) n. - The fear that you are going to have to pay for the one cent you over- pumped at the self-service station.
Microtrek (my' kro trek) - n. Any nervous trip to the microwave oven to make sure the food hasn't incinerated.
Microts (my' krotz) - n. The two thumbnail-sized pieces you end up with when trying to remove a paper towel in a public washroom.
Milkdudes - Any two milk duds fused together by accident.
Mimoids (mim' oydz) - n. People addicted to the smell of newly mimeographed test papers.
Mis-clickery - E-errors in general
Mis-Clickulation - An e-error
Mittsquinter (MIT skwint ur) - n. A ball player who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
Mopeeps (moh' peeps) - n. People compelled to look through the curtain opening of your motel room as they pass by.
Mophenes (mo' feenz) - n. The semi-truck headlights that invade your motel room at three in the morning.
Motodrift (moh' toh drift) n. - The mistaken belief at a stoplight that your car is moving backward when , actually, the car beside you is moving forward.
Motspur (mot' sper) - n. The pesky fourth wheel on a shopping cart that refuses to co-operate with the other three.
Mowmuffins (mo' muh finz) - n. The dried accumulation of grass on the underside of lawn mowers.
Mozzalastics (maht suh las' tiks) - n. Large deposits of cheese that stick to the top of the pizza box.
Multipochoholes (mul ti po' cho holz) - n. Wounds left in the test papers from overer asing.
Mummabolic Chorus (mum uh bah' lik ko' rus) - n. When three or more people are singing along to a tune and suddenly discover they are all faking their way through the unintelligible lyrics.
Mumphreys (mum' freez) - n. (a useless sniglet) Those strange extra digits you find on push-button phones.
Musquirt (mus' kwirt) - n. The water that comes out of the initial squirts of a squeeze mustard bottle.
Mustgo (MUST go) - n. Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long that it has become a science project.