Sniglets starting with RRampriot (ramp' ry uht) n. - Free-for-all that erupts as soon the stewardess utters the phrase, "please remain in your seats until the plane has come to a complete stop."
Rectitude - (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Refurl - italic postscript in advertisements directing readers to the internet.
Reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Reled (ree led') - v. To reset all the digital clocks in the household following a power failure.
Retrocarbonic (ret ro kar bon' ik) - n. Any drink machine that dispenses the soda before the cup.
Riceroach (RYS rohch) - n. The burnt krispie in every bowl of Rice Krispies.
Rignition (rig ni' shun) - n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running.
Rocktose (ROK tohs) - n. The hard lumps that block the pouring spouts of sugar dispensers.
Roebinks (roh' binks) - n. Those mysterious chimes you always hear in department stores.
Rovalert (ro' val urt) - n. The system whereby one dog can quickly establish an entire neighborhood network of barking.
Rubbage (rub' bij) n. - Large pieces of truck tire found on the side of the road.
Rubuncles (RU bunk ulz) - n. The bumps on an uncooked chicken.