Sniglets starting with DDarf (darf) - n. The least attractive side of a Christmas tree that ends up facing th e wall.
Dasho (DA show) - n. The area between a car's windshield and dashboard, where coins, pencils, etc. cannot be humanly retrieved.
Decaflon - n. The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you .
Deifenestration - to throw all talk of God out the window.
Delusions of Greendeur - Sometimes products will try to pander to you consciousness by claiming to be ozone friendly, environmentally-safe, ... no animal testing required.
Deodorend - n. The last 1/2 inch of stick deodorant that won't turn up out of the tube, and thus cannot be used without inducing lacerations.
Deterrency (de TER ren see) - n. The ruined currency found in pants pockets after laundering.
Detruncus (de trunk' us) - n. The embarrassing phenomenon of losing one's bathing shorts while diving in to a swimming pool.
Digitritus (dij ih tree' tus) - n. Deposits found between the links of a watchband.
Dillrelict (dil rel' ikt) - n. The last pickle in the jar that avoids all attempts to be captured.
Dimp (dimp) n. - A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"
DIOS - the one true operating system.
Dipwavers (dip' way vurz) - n. People who raise their hands when riding on roller coasters.
Discombebopulated - Whenever you are driving along and you can't find a house, and you have the address in your hand, and you can't find the address, so you turn the radio down.
Disconfect (dis kon FECT) - v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it , somehow assuming this will "remove" all the germs.
DOGNUT (dawg' nut) n. - The giant nut on the side of a fire hydrant.
Doltergeist - a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.
Door Slinky (dor SLIN kee) - n. The springy device attached to the back of a door that prevents the door from marring the wall.
Doork (dawrk) - n. A person who always pushes on a door marked "pull" or vice versa.
Dopeler Effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
DOWNPAUSE (down' pawz) n. - The split second of dry weather experienced when driving under an overpass d uring a storm.
Droot (drewt) - n. A Dorito with an unnatural fold in it.
DRYLOWGRAPHS (dry' loh grafs) n. - Strange, unintellibible symbols that accompany the washing instructio ns on clothing labels.
Dublectate (duh BLEK tayt) - v. To misplace one's eyeglasses and eventually discover them atop one's head.
DUMLOCK (dumb'lock) - The art of hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock and going back to sleep, over and over and over.…
DUMLOCKARIAN (dumb'lock arian) - A person who practices the art of DUMLOCK.