Sniglets starting with NNapducation - the stuff that you learn while you're asleep in class. usually just bits of words, half of equations.
Napedexperts - those lucky kids who, when they get woken up to answer a problem, manage to answer it right.
Napjerk (NAP jurk) - n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off.
Napression Marks (n): Those indentation lines on your face created by your bedding when you when you wake up.
Narcolepulacy (nar ko lep' ul ah see) - n. The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn.
Nazigator - an overbearing member of your carpool.
Negatile (neh' guh tyl) - n. An area of the bathroom floor where, somehow, the scale registers you five pounds lighter.
Negligent - (adj.) , describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Neglintics (ne GLIN tiks) - n. The study of why dark lint attaches itself to light clothing and vice versa.
Neoice (nee oh ice') - n. Any ice cube removed before its time that upon close examination, resembles a carpenter's level.
Neonphancy (ne ON fan see) - n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.
Nerb n. - A noun used as a verb. For example: They didn't language the proclamation very well. nerb, nerbing, nerbed v. the act of using nouns as verbs in a sentence.
Nerkle (NUR kel) - n. A person who leaves Christmas lights up all year.
Netitalics - italic postscript in advertisements directing readers to the internet.
Netnotes - italic postscript in advertisements directing readers to the internet.
Netscript - italic postscript in advertisements directing readers to the internet.
Netsec - n. A Unit of time used in indicating work time lost due to reading net.jokes
Neutron Peas (new' tron peez) - n. Tiny green objects in TV dinners that remain frozen even when the rest of the food has been microwaved beyond recognition.
Nevitts (nev' itz) - n. The sandpaper-like deposits on a cat's tongue.
Newtrons - The magnetized particles that amazingly hold some fig newtons together.
Newtspaper - the Washington Times.
Nicometer (nik oh mee' tee awr) - n. A cigarette that exits though a car's front wind ow and reenters thr ough the back.
Nifleck (nih' flek) - n. The unmarked domino in the set.
Nistols ( NIZ tolz) - n. The small rubbery pads on the bottom of a dog's paw.
Niz (niz) - n. An annoying hair at the top of a movie screen.
Nizzlebrill (nih' zuhl bril) - n. The "night-day" switch on a rearview mirror.
Nocturnuggets (nok' ter nuh gitz) - n. Deposits found in one's eye upon awakening in the morning, also c alled: GOZZAGAREENA, OPTIGOOK, EYEHOCKEY, etc.
Noflet (nahf' lit) n. - The upward swirl of hair found on certain individuals such as Ronald Reagan and Big Boy.
Nugloo (nug' lew) - n. Single continuous eyebrow that covers the entire forehead. Als o known as a Unibro w.
Nurge (nerj) v. - To inch closer to a stoplight thinking that will cause it to change quicker.