Sniglets starting with BB+ Stampede (bee' plus stam peed) - n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.
Bachismo - The lamentable tendency to play Baroque organ pieces on heavy metal guitar .
Backspackle (bak' spak uhl) - n. Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fe nderless bicycle.
BACKSPACKLE (bak' spak uhl) n. - Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fr enderless bicycle.
BACKSPUBBLE (bak' spuh bul) n. - Dishwater that disappears down one drain of a double sink and comes up the other.
Baldage (bald' aj) - n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
Balderdash - (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
bandile (BAN dyl) - n. The thin red strip one pulls to release a Band-Aid.
BANECTOMY (bah nek' to mee) n. - The removal of bruises on a banana.
Barfaroma - The stink that eminates from a person immediately after he has thrown up .
bargarcs (BAR jarks) - n. The streaks on a car's windshield from faulty wipers.
BARGARCS (bar' jarks) n. - The streaks on a car's windshield from faulty wipers.
Bargue (bar' gyoo) - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same t ime trying to get s omeone to see your point of view. Ex: The young child bargued with his father until his father gave in and let him stay up past his bedtime.
bathquake (BATH kwake) - n. The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is tur ned to a certain point.
Bazookacidal Tendencies (bah zew' kuh sy dal ten' den seez) - n. The overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth.
Beavo (bee' vo) - n. A pencil with teeth marks all over it.
Beelzebug - (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and can not be cast out.
Begathon - n. A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won' t have to watch com mercials.
bevameter (BEV a meet uhr) - n. (a unit of measure) The distance a coaster, attached to the bottom of a wet glass, will travel before it falls back to earth.
Bimp (bimp) - n. A blurry or "double-edged" felt-tip marker
Bixplex (biks' pleks) - n. Psychological block in which a person cannot choose which color of disposable lighter to purchase.
BIZOOS (bih zews') n. - The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketba ll.
Bleemus (BLEE mus) - n. The disgusting film on the top of soups and cocoa that sit out for too long.
Blibula (BLIH byu luh) - n. The spot on a dog's stomach which, when rubbed, causes his leg to rotate wildly.
blindelize (BLIN dul eyes) - v. To scratch an album beyond recognition trying to mane uver it over the re cord spindle.
blithwapping (BLITH wap ing) - v. Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, door stops, etc.
Blivett (blih' vit) - v. To turn one's pillow over and over, looking for the cool spot.
Blooage (blew' ij) - n. The residue left on fingers after using an S.O.S pad.
Blossor - n. The hair style one has after removing a baseball cap.
blotch (blahch) - v. To slap the bottom of a catsup bottle with increasing intensity, ultimately resulti ng in a BLOTCHSLIDE.
Blurfle (bler' ful) - v. To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops.
blushmail - the act of sending an eMail with information not intended for, or suitabl e to the ultimate r eceiver.
bobblogesture (bah blo JES cher) - n. The classroom activity of not knowing an answer but raising one's hand anyway (after determining a sufficient number of other people have also raised their hands, thus reducing the likelihood of actually being called on).
boid--the inside of a turkey before you stuff it for the holiday meal, sort of a 'bir d void'
Bomca (bahm' ka) - n. A lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning bo ok pages.
boslum (BAHZ lum) - n. The small metal ring on a ballpoint pen that separates the top half (MELANEXUS) f rom the bottom half (MOOSTERUS).
Bovilexia (bo vil eks' e uh) - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.
Bowlikinetics (boh lih kih neh' tiks) - n. The act of trying to control a released bo wling ball by twist ing one's body in the direction one wants it to go.
Bozone - (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from pe netrating. The bozo ne layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Brattled (brat' uld) - adj. The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the busload of kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you.
Brazel (brah' zul) - n. The scratch plate on a matchbook.
Brimplet (brim' plit) - n. A frayed shoelace that must be moistened to pass through a shoe eyelet.
Brumby - n. The fake antique plastic seal on a pretentious whiskey bottle.
BUBBLIC (buh' blik) adj. - Addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packi ng material.
Bucklint (BUCK lint) - n. The fine red and blue threads running through new dollar bills.
buculets (BUK u lets) - n. The bumper guards on the underside of a toilet seat.
Buffoonerosis - The irresistable urge one sometimes gets, while in polite society, to get up and whack t he host(ess) in the face with the flowery centerpiece. For the hell of it.
Bugpedal (bug' ped uhl) - v. To accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to rem ove a clinging inse ct from a car's windshield.
Bumperglints (BUMP ur glintz) - n. The small reflective obstacles in the middle of interstate highways which supposedly keep drivers awake and on the track.
Burbulation (ber byu LAY shun) - n. The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the little automatic light comes on.
Burgacide - When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.
Burglesque - A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)
bursploot (BER sploot) - v. To position one's thumb at the end of a garden hose to in crease the water pressure.
busblender (BUS blen dur) - v. The device at the front of the bus that tosses your fare around for awhile, then swallows it.
Bustard n. - a very rude Metrobus driver.
BUTTNICK (but' nik) n. - The crevice on an ashtray where the cigarette rests.
Buttonerror - the act of sending an eMail with information not intended for, or suita ble to the ultimate receiver.
BUZZACKS - People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listen ing for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.