Sniglets starting with LLactomangulation (LAK to man gyu LAY shun) - n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
Laminites (lam' in itz) - n. Those strange people who show up in the photo section of brand-new wallets.
Leditation - The practice of attempting to find inner truth by drunken self-examination.
Limalope (ly' muh lohp) - n. The disgusting foreskin on a lima bean.
Linenee (lih nen ee') - n. The member of a two-person folding team at the laundromat who takes the sheet and completes the fold.
Lodgecombing (loj' coh ming) - n. Final reconnaissance before vacating a motel room.
Loggium (log' yum) - n. Water that drips from one's nose hours after swimming.
Lorp (lawrp) - n. The part of the shoe that collapses when you try to pull it on with out a shoehorn.
Lotshock (laht' shahk) - n. The act of parking your car, walking away, and then watching it roll past you.
Lub (lub) - n. The small deposit of spinach that lodges itself between one's teeth.
Lullabuoy - An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.
Luposlipaphobia - n. The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen tabl e while wearing soc ks on a newly waxed floor.
Lymph (v.) - to walk with a lisp.