Sniglets starting with IIcision (ih sih' zhun) - n. Delicate operation performed on Neapolitan-flavored ice c ream in which one e ntire flavor is precisely and systematically removed.
Idiolocator n.- The symbol on a mall or amusement park map representing "You Are Here "
Idiot Box (ID e ot bahks) - n. The part of the envelope that tells a person WHERE to palce the stamp wh en they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
Ignisecond (IG ni sek und) - n. The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door eve n as the brain is saying "my keys are in there!"
Ignoranus - A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Imargination - the fantasy of being liminalized.
Impotience - eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription.
Inkslick (ink' slik) - n. A greasy spot on a piece of stationery or test paper.
Inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Irant (eye' rant) - n. A seamless pistachio; a pistachio nut afraid to come out in public.
Italaddendum - italic postscript in advertisements directing readers to the internet.
Italiclicks - italic postscript in advertisements directing readers to the internet.